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That’s a tough choice…

Gene Simmons is old, so he’s most likely next, but at his age and the rock and roll lifestyle, you could honestly say that the shot didn’t kill him if he dropped.

Cramer and Powell are part of the in group class, so they probably didn’t take it.

Now, Cuomo would be my most likely candidate because he fits the mould, an upper middle aged physically active male. I’d put my money on him, but he is a journalist, which means he sees the real data, and lies because he’s a domestic enemy, so there’s a high probability he was like, “I’ll say what you want, but no way I’m taking that shit.”

Which leaves me with Wen. I think that bitch really is that stupid to take all 246 boosters.

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